Miss Pat

Miss Pat

Recently I have been told by one of my lovers that I was a commodity because so many women now keep their pussies shaved. He whispered in my ear that he loved parting the veil of pubic hair that covered my labia with his tongue while he continued to bury his face deep into my beautiful mound. Many men have also told me that they like the way a bush looks on a woman and that they find it very arousing. Perhaps you have a hairy pussy fetish that you would love to talk about. I enjoy a man that is very oral and knows just how to please a woman. Just imagine yourself between my legs gently parting the hair to find your fingers exploring my gorgeous cunt. Would you like to hear more? Call me today at 1-800-485-9561 for some mature hairy phone sex.

Some of my specialties include: Hairy phone sex, mature phone sex, sissy phone sex, spanking phone sex, tickle phone sex, mommy phone sex and domination phone sex.

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Check out this furry MILF muff pie, hot and tight and ready for your tongue to explore all the creamy goodness, all those nooks and crannies! posted 4 years, 3 months ago
Yummy Muff pie sweet and neat, ready to eat, come on and dig in, bring your tongue and get to munching this MILF mommy pussy, hot and creamy just what Granny makes best! posted 4 years, 3 months ago
Hairy, hot and wet, that's what you can have right now, baby, yours for the fucking, this mature MILF mommy can't wait to spread her soft thighs and let you plunge right in! posted 4 years, 4 months ago
I've got such a hot sweet hair pie for you today, honey, it's just oozing with creamy goodness, have some yummy pussy pie from this sexy MILF hottie! posted 4 years, 4 months ago
Muff pie? it's what's for breakfast lunch AND Dinner!! Come and get it while the gettin's good! posted 4 years, 4 months ago
Mature, hot and dripping with MILF juice, Mmmm! That's some good pussy pie and it's ready for you right now, come and get some furry treat, indulge in my creamy goodness! posted 4 years, 4 months ago
Want some fur pie today? Special for you and fresh and delicious! Sweet furry creampie, Mmmm!! You know you want to taste this sweet MILF Mom and her mature and yummy pussy! posted 4 years, 4 months ago
Need some sexy wet FURRY snatch ?? I have it right here, boys, sweet and aching for your needy cock, pretty and pink and velvet-trimmed just for you!! posted 4 years, 4 months ago

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So When I Get Asked ....

Jun 19, 2015

..about shaving, and why I don't, why I usually don't even trim my gorgeous thick thatch of pussy hair,I just tell men I love it nature, as it was intended to be, soft and sweet smelling, something for a man to really bury his nose down into.

Downy dark and framing the most delectable mature MILF cunt any man ever had the pleasure of tasting and teasing! It's so much better this way, instead of shaven and feeling so - odd to me. Hair IS natural, hair on a mature GILF like this is to me the sexiest and most sensual thing of all, I mean, I love a man's hair, why shouldn't he love mine, right? Mmmm... and when our bushes grind together, cock and cunt, my sweet pussy against his aching prick, it's just the best feeling. And on the many fetish phonesex and mature phonesex calls I do all the time, all the MILF phonesex and the GILF and granny phonesex, I have my fingers down there in that sweet damp little snatch, teasing away and playing right with you. If you love a mature granny pussy and dream of mature phonesex, or just want a loving Mommy for a good ADBL ... or even just need a cougar hottie .. come to flavor country baby.

Where there's a wonderland of heat and smoke behind that luscious forest of fur!

Furry Pie Feast

Jun 03, 2015

I'm a foody.

Okay, I admit it. I love good food, and the best food, even better. Gourmet and high class, caviar, pates, escargot, all the wonderful and delicious things that make life so worth living. Yet through all my long years of enjoying and appreciating the tastiest foods and the rarest treats and delicacies, the one thing that always stands out to me the most is the fact that men feel altogether different, about their very favorite thing to dine on.

Ask any straight man, any bi guy.

He's likely to tell you the number one item on his foodie list isn't found at the Gourmet Store, but right between a sexy woman's legs. Yes, that's right, hair pie, the oldest culinary delight known to the human race. Sweet, savory, delicious hairy cunt, fur pie, creampie, whatever you want to call the delicate flavored MILF pussy. Best served hot and oozing the taste of mature slut, granny flavored GILF sauce.

Mmmmm.

I think I have some for you, sizzling and ready to be enjoyed. Come and get it!!

Woke Up This Morning ....WET

May 27, 2015

When I wake up in the morning the very first thing I do is run my long fingers down across my sweet dripping snatch, feeling the thick mane of hair over it, that hot thatch of delicate fur that seems to encircle the treasure trove like a velvet frame. It's more than instinct, it's rooted in my nature to want to pleasure myself first thing in the morning, and somehow, I just really need to feel that damp and good smelling hairy hole down there. So pretty and so wet and tight, always aching for cock, young or old.

I've had many a virgin sink his untried shaft into my seething little niche, lapping at the furry way in with an eager but unskilled tongue .. but that's alright, that's what I'm here for after all, isn't it, to teach, to train. To be patient .. Mmmm. I can almost feel your penetration right now .. I yearn for it, I need it like I need the air to breathe.

Come on, sweetheart, Miss Pat is ...needy.

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